an


replaces the correct use of 'a'

badum


a big curvasish ass

bawm


bomb

bax


back

bb, babby


baby

biet


bite

betch


bitch

blargh


sound of frusteration when being overcome with the event of
a situation concerning ones self physically (i.e. drowning, freezing, melting,
or just plan already dead)

bloo


blue

cawk


cock

dadat dadat


a sound to make when casually walking (many variations)

dat


that/that's

delishis


delicious

day, dem, dis


they, them, this

does


replaces the correct use of 'do'

dodole


doodle

fux


fuck

fap, fapping


the 'sound' of jacking off; 'to fap' is to be jacking off on a penis

founds


replaces the correct use of 'found'

frap, frappu,
frop, fram


frappuccino

gon


going to (gonna)

gtfi


get the fuck in

gtfo


get the fuck out

gurl


sassy way to say 'girl'

has


replaces the correct use of 'have'

hayl


hell

honger, hunger,
hongry


hunger, hungry

hueg


huge

huggu, kissu


hug, kiss

idc, idk


i don't care, i don't know

im am


i am

lawd, lawdy


lord[y]

loev


love

mao


a cat's 'meow'

moar


more

nao


now

n0


a very abrupt 'no'

o, O


a calm and excited 'oh'

peen


penis

plz


please

raep


rape

rite


right

rly, rilly


really

rull


real

shank


stab with a makeshift knife

snax


snacks

Starbux


Starbucks

stfu


shut the fuck up

STgUF


SHUT THE giggling UP, FUCKER

sum


some

suplise


surprise

thx


thanks

tiem


time

unf


expressed when sexually stimulated or the act of intercourse (to unf)

unfing


the act of intercourse between two (or more) males

whart, wut, wat


what

wtf


what the fuck

yo


your

u


you

u know, u kno


"you are aware of this, sir"



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